This past week a U.S. District judge ordered Bernie Madoff to forfeit over 171 billion dollars in assets. I bet he never saw that coming.

This week Iranian clerics urged execution for some protestors. The protestors claim that, under Islamic law, gathering to demand a refund for Michael Jackson concert tickets is only a misdemeanor.

This past week citizens of Beverly Hills were seen gathered mourning the death of pop singer Michael Jackson. A group of plastic surgeons were seen crying as they're owed 30 of the 400 million.

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