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According to a new study, daily ejaculation can improve the quality of sperm.

The study was sponsored by the number one source of daily ejaculation, Playboy magazine.

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A U.S. District judge ordered Bernie Madoff to 150 years in prison and to forfeit over 171 billion dollars in assets.

Or, as they say in the auto industry, a toilet flush followed by nine zeros and a Federal bailout.

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Ticket holders for the upcoming Michael Jackson tour were offered their choice of either a refund or a souvenir ticket with a design inspired by Michael Jackson's life.

The front of the souvenir ticket contains artwork from his top forty singles, the back of the ticket contains artwork from his top forty young boys.