With his move to the mouse house all but complete, producer Steven Spielberg and screenwriter Diablo Cody announced they are teaming up again for Unwanted Child School Musical, the implausible story of a woman with an illness bearing a cartoon-like resemblance to multiple-personality disorder who is unable to differentiate between her husband and her teenage son, resulting in a hilarious series of unwanted and/or incestuous pregnancies (think Juno, but with an edge). Incest, trailer parks, teen pregnancies, musical set pieces with effeminate teen heartthrobs -- what's not to love about this movie?

In related news, brush fires at the Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale are burning out of control in what local firefighters are calling Walt Disney turning over in his grave fast enough to ignite weeds.

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